fillintheblankplaces:

Today I skipped class instead of arriving two minutes late because my school’s tardy policy is harsher than its absence policy and that’s all you need to know about the American education system.

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erikslehnsherr:

Every generation has a story. (insp)

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mynameisragan:

Im gonna cry

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homohighness:

“u kno what, bro?”
“what?”
“if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u”
*clutches heart* “… bro”

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darwin2014:

Certainly how Christian republicans think.

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rtahuniverse:

badchickalert:

stormreach:

boss-hoody:

thetallblacknerd:

neonbakingsoda:

lion-against-sjw:

the-prolefeed:

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

Yes

i hate that i love this

This is exactly how it should be marketed

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pyropian:

pyropian:

reason #628293 i love my mom:

when we were wee little elementary school kids my sisters and i loved the tamagotchi games. but the tamagotchi required constant attention right? and we couldn’t play them during school so my mom would bring it to work with her and she’d do all of her accounting/banking shit while also feeding 2 tamagatchi pets. this small serious asian lady playing tamagotchi for her daughters. i love her so much

im glad people enjoy this post

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littlelimpstiff14u2:

Master of Puppets

Pictured: legendary puppet maker, inventor and filmmaker, Jim Henson poses with the creatures from DARK CRYSTAL (1982).

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unkoer:

まんだらけオークション | カードキャプターさくら版権ラフ原画

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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useless-switzerlandfacts:

Why do Swiss people have so much pride when it comes to perfect pronounciation of all languages, but then there is German and everyone is like how can I make it sound like I just came back from milking my favourite cow

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anarcho-shindouism:

floorforever:

bubbline:

Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true

gream rules everything around me

don’t let your greams be greams

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theprinceandthepurl:

doctorofwhut:

One of the new professors at my school started a knitting club and will teach anyone who wants to learn but right now I’m the only other person in this entire school who knows how to knit. 

So now I have all these baby knitters wandering up to me in the hallways and between class and in the lab, wanting me to check their stitches and tension and wanting reassurance. 

Which is adorable but maybe not when I am literally holding a human heart in my hand? 

I love where this went lol.

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sandandglass:

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

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