Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.
Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.
Except this one is gender neutral.
cosigned so hard
The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)
i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’
NO NO NO. PAIN ON RIGHT SIDE. THIS CAN’T HAPPEN. ONLY SPLEEN AND OVARY ARE ALLOWED TO HURT. THEY ARE BOTH ON THE LEFT SIDE.
apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal
family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids
girls who think they are above other girls because they dont wear makeup or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out
my sister is filling out some papers and it asks about her physical condition. that’s it. that’s the given. so we’re wondering if they’re asking if she’s disabled or like what her current ailments are. we decided “fragile! handle with care; this side up.” is a valid answer. i mean, she’s deaf in one ear, has chronic back problems, and sometimes her knee gives out and she has to limp but she’s not considered “disabled” by doctors or the government so….